California Quandary

Honorary Ombudsman

Drawing by Aidan Badinger

Never Beat a Gift Egg in the Horse

Never
beat a gift egg
in the horse.

Sequestrian

Drawing by Aidan Badinger

Endicotti

Smushy Bush

Drawing by Aidan Badinger

Highly Questionable

Sidling in,
repping their mostly-appointed
(somewhat trifling) hunting knife
bent at just the right juncture
for the victim’s own reckoning
with justice,

the unwell bowie knife salesman
had just a few more destinations
on the booze cruise they’d set out upon
for the sake of at least trying to relocate
that former spark once unquestioned
[but now highly questionable].