Not a single malicious [delicious] punch thrown
the most cylindrical of all
furniture sales expos in recent memory!
That is one variable we [at the bureau]
may be sure of at this time.
Meanwhile, for the gangly ones wishing
to catch up with contemporary carpentry,
one might say–in a pinch–
that the craft has taken quite a turn
in the public eye, and no measure of friezes
may alter the involuntary sway, by golly.
And now you know.
However, once the mariner’s bowline
slips off that buoy,
I am in no way accountable
for your alleged pesto allergies.