W: I would like to produce a play.
C: That’s admirable. Who are the characters?
W: Oh, no. There won’t be any characters.
C: I’ve never heard of a play without characters.
W: You’ve been living under a rock, my friend.
C: I don’t understand why you have to point that out every time we get together. It’s rude and hurtful, especially in public places.
W: Jesus.
WHARVED 