And if that lump
looked like a goiter to you,
that’s most likely because
you had too much of that
bad spinach lasagna last night.
I’m not responsible
for any hallucinations
you may or may not have
due to leafy greens.
I thought you’d at least managed
to grow up into a respectable adult
since you last visited me, but
I’ve been wrong in my judgments before.
WHARVED 