Seventy dollars
is all it takes
to lose your erection
for the time being–
I predict a surge
of business (monkey
or otherwise) for
this fledgling
startup.
Forget the
popping of
the pills,
patches
are
the future.
Sick and tired
of being attracted
to somebody
when you really
just wish you could
get to bed already?
Well, fear no more!
Dr. Franco’s
Deboner Patches
will do the trick
every time.
WHARVED 