Patches Will Do the Trick

Seventy dollars
is all it takes
to lose your erection
for the time being–

I predict a surge
of business (monkey
or otherwise) for
this fledgling
startup.

Forget the
popping of
the pills,
patches
are
the future.

Sick and tired
of being attracted
to somebody
when you really
just wish you could
get to bed already?

Well, fear no more!
Dr. Franco’s
Deboner Patches
will do the trick
every time.

Author: Aidan Badinger

Wharved.com I am a poet. I write poems. Titles and subjects and subsequent readership are all part of one fragmented figment of our universe, and it's nice that we take it so seriously. Hopefully the craft remains and grows stronger for our children. View all posts by Aidan Badinger