Talking to the Drum Kit

The telestrator really had a kick tonight, didn’t you think so?
Oh, I meant stratocaster. Don’t you roll your eyes at me!

Of all times to ignore me, this is your silliest yet.
How can a person eat cereal and grin like that?

Of all the places to ignore me, this is the crummiest yet.
How can a person pay 75 cents to fill his tires with air?

Of all the methods for ignoring me, this is your grimmest yet.
How can a person shove their entire arm into a honey pot?

Are you finally going to listen to me?

Of all the asinine comebacks, this is the filthiest yet.
How can a person know if their mother serviced USO show volunteers?

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