Talking to the Drum Kit

The telestrator really had a kick tonight, didn’t you think so?
Oh, I meant stratocaster. Don’t you roll your eyes at me!

Of all times to ignore me, this is your silliest yet.
How can a person eat cereal and grin like that?

Of all the places to ignore me, this is the crummiest yet.
How can a person pay 75 cents to fill his tires with air?

Of all the methods for ignoring me, this is your grimmest yet.
How can a person shove their entire arm into a honey pot?

Are you finally going to listen to me?

Of all the asinine comebacks, this is the filthiest yet.
How can a person know if their mother serviced USO show volunteers?

Author: Aidan Badinger

Wharved.com I am a poet. I write poems. Titles and subjects and subsequent readership are all part of one fragmented figment of our universe, and it's nice that we take it so seriously. Hopefully the craft remains and grows stronger for our children. View all posts by Aidan Badinger