My name is Slapdash Claptrap Dingalingdong.
S. C. Dingalingdong, to you.
I was born with this name.
My parents had no part in it.
I’ve had a combative personality for most of my life.
I joined the military, wasted some enemies in combat.
Now I’m Colonel S. C. Dingalingdong.
Just call me Sir Yes Sir.