My name is Slapdash Claptrap Dingalingdong.

S. C. Dingalingdong, to you.

I was born with this name.
My parents had no part in it.

I’ve had a combative personality for most of my life.
I joined the military, wasted some enemies in combat.

Now I’m Colonel S. C. Dingalingdong.

Just call me Sir Yes Sir.

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