Pigeon sharks
are just about as annoying
as you think they’d be,
spreading disease
while fighting over tossed carcasses.
Everywhere you turn is a scavenger
who’d once been an apex predator–
evolution shows us
how lazy certain species become.
Tag: Shark
Calling It
Shark tepee mountain skillets
account for 68% of the market share,
and I don’t even know what they are
(much less the marketplace
in which they share space
with goblin rental services
and inebriated catwalk designers).
Are they inverted conical skillets
with gills
designed to be used on a mountain?
What possible purpose would that serve?
Why are we constantly trying
to reinvent the wheel here?
This whole capitalism thing
just isn’t working out; I’m calling it.
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Originally Posted: 6/11/14
Initial Title: Economics Professor, Year 2163
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