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Tag: Firm

Loophole

Jeffery Wildlessness is quite perturbed
when he learns of his betrothed’s
useless dental insurance policy,
which permanently prevents her
from receiving adequate treatment
due to a loophole that would
irrevocably alter both of their lives
in the upcoming drama:

“Dental Insurance from Hell”

starring Wenzel Dashington
as the firm but affable yoga teacher.

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Unknown's avatarAuthor Aidan BadingerPosted on August 30, 2020Categories Abstract, absurdist, Black Comedy, Cliché, Experimental, Fiction, non sequitur, Poetry, Sales Pitch, satire, Stream of Consciousness, surrealism, WordplayTags Adequate, Affable, Alter, Betrothed, Both, Dashington, Dental, Dental Insurance, Drama, Firm, Hell, insurance, Irrevocable, Irrevocably, Jeffery, Learn, Learns, Lives, Loophole, Permanent, Permanently, Perturbed, Policy, Prevent, Prevents, Quite, Star, Starring, Teacher, Treatment, Upcoming, Useless, Wenzel, Wild, Wildlessness, YogaLeave a comment on Loophole

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