A good man is hard to find, but we mustn’t forget
that oftentimes a good find is hard to man.
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Petey: Hey Joey, take a look at this while I go to the ice cream store.
Joey: A look at what? That thing?
Petey: The find, yes. Good Joey.
Be right back.
Joey: Why do they always gotta have a man on this find? I guess if it’s a good find like they said, but even so. Who’s gonna swoop in here and try to take this find? Just yoink it and dash off? Yeah right, no way.
*8 attempted robberies later*
Joey: Wow, I guess a good find IS hard to man!
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And there you have it folks. Simple manpower and relative awareness were once again all it took to prevent the theft of a peachy find, a real keen one. Nyeah, see.
WHARVED 