Full, rich dunwoody grey
Eisenhauer beetle nuisance contraptions–
nether regions never unlinked.
Stoneworthy boysenberry preservatives
prattle on for the sole purpose of
gentrifying the least-suspicious ones
of any given group:
those righteous pioneers
of evangelical milquetoastery
who never fail to make straw hats
look more elegant on anybody but them.
Straw hats, beanies, pork pies,
that any headwear
is better than
is a flat-out lie.