No matter your regression or the registration period, you have to get in your application by the first of this month (or you’ll forever regret your procrastination). Our multi-disciplinary graduate program offers everything: cow shaving, stalactite throwing, fear mongering, baby observation, traffic law avoidance, teleprompter reading and monkey imitation, along with several dozen other units designed to reinforce a well-rounded outlook on our contemporary society. Application fee: $475.


Author: Aidan Badinger I am a poet. I write poems. Titles and subjects and subsequent readership are all part of one fragmented figment of our universe, and it's nice that we take it so seriously. Hopefully the craft remains and grows stronger for our children.

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