No matter your regression or the registration period, you have to get in your application by the first of this month (or you’ll forever regret your procrastination). Our multi-disciplinary graduate program offers everything: cow shaving, stalactite throwing, fear mongering, baby observation, traffic law avoidance, teleprompter reading and monkey imitation, along with several dozen other units designed to reinforce a well-rounded outlook on our contemporary society. Application fee: $475.