I decided to end with a whimper; most folks only appreciate banging around and disrupting the pots and pans from their position aloft in the kitchen as an attempt to befuddle would-be trick-or-treaters who’ve begun begging for candy even earlier this year. A sorry state to see, with fun size candy bars shrinking by the … Continue reading Rigamarole
Bent over a desk hunches a forlorn rabbit catcher man with a broken net. The net got stuck in the beak of an eagle trying to carry away a local sheep. Well, he wouldn’t have minded if the eagle just took a sheep away, had he not remembered that he stuffed a quarter-ounce of diamonds … Continue reading The Rabbit Catcher Man
It happens all the time, sugar pie. Everything we do on this planet has some purpose, honey. We can’t just assume that we’re on a wet rock being flung across an infinite void for nothing, sweetie buns.
Too many people bring the latter for a lift, ya see. They hear the first choice and give out their whoops for as long as they see fit (or however long the applause sign stays lit), only to lose their shit when they see that second prize. Never in their lives had they before witnessed … Continue reading Door #2
Seek a professional consultation if you’ve recently become exposed to cynicism, as effects can be immediate. Long-term results have yet to be obtained by our experiment, yet our current level of research in the subject exceeds anything we could have possibly expected at the outset of this excruciating six-week journey full of paperwork and less … Continue reading I’m Not a Doctor, I Just Play One on TV