Good God…

Can God pull a rubber band so hard
that it breaks and comes back together
at the speed of a hummingbird wing?

He can’t? Then what can he do?
Jesus, this God character
isn’t much of a superhero.

Can he at least spy on people
24/7 without using binoculars?

The whole world?!
Okay, that’s impressive.

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