Å: Excuse me, do I know you?
A: You do if you want to, but I can’t put my finger on where I’ve seen you before.
Å: The park?
A: You’ll need to be more specific. I go to… I go to many parks.
Å: Kennedy Memorial?
A: Odd time to talk about fallen presidents. No, I haven’t gone.
Å: No, the park on the west side.
A: Oh, right! Uh… no, haven’t been there in… ever.
Å: Do you even go to parks?
A: When I feel like it.
Å: Which is when, exactly?
A: When I feel like it.
Å: I’m starting to think I don’t want to know you.
A: Wait, please. I’m just trying to entertain you with foolishness and show you that my earnest side is actually quite pleasant.
Å: How does foolishness show me that you’re earnest?
A: Look at my eyes.
Å: They’re greenish brown.
A: Hazel. Like yours.
Å: Mine are bluish green.
A: Still hazel. I’m an expert on the subject.
Nice one! —–Chagall
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