©: However you may approach this situation, I assure you my hamster ball will not interfere.
ß: Yeah, I’ve heard that before. Never with a hamster ball, but the scenario has definitely presented itself in one form or another over the years.
©: Like what? Emotional distress?
ß: Occasionally. It has also manifested itself as hypochondria, rabies, testicular cancer, octopus ink, test-tube babies (twice), and a whole slew of times I was told that granola bars were none of my business.
©: Wow, that’s harsh. Granola bars should be everybody’s business.
ß: Yeah, I quit that job after two weeks.