Smorgasbord

Smorgasbord:
The Tortoise Scored

Morgan:
Lord of Cold-Rolled Gourds

Corgis:
Understated Hoards

Morty:
One-Ups Mushroom Spores

Iron Ore:
“We Forge Your Swords!”®

Wooden Spoons

Double up the foundation dust,
trouble finding lurky lust while wincing
under beveled falls; egregious
concertina riffs agree with Wes
(our father’s postman): the passion
never does leave the feet.

Snowcapped griffins found asylums
rich in iron, poor in aprons.
Mythology holds no place
in institutions of higher psychology.

Where reprimands come for assurance,
our collective mothers grease their wooden spoons.
We may only marvel as to which grease traps
were harvested for such a folksy purpose.

You insist that I have a soul for dingers,
I retort that your trout lost its diaper yesterday.
You ask what that means, and while
seething in your stupor, I quip
“which radishes peak first?
Why, only the early growers, son.”

——

First draft posted on 6/11/11,
originally entitled #10

The Price of Iron

A missile
jabbed its fist
into the socket
of an asymmetrical
potato boat machine,

causing untold tiers
of military destruction
to squander our hard-
earned resources
on a global scale.

The price of iron
will increase
by about 34% tomorrow,
insiders have been warned.