P: Why are you strutting around like that?
F: I just found an egg.
P: What kind?
F: Chicken.
P: Where?
F: The fridge.
P: What’s so special about that?
F: Nothing.
P: Then why are you strutting around like that?
F: I just found an egg.
P: We’ve gone over this. What are you going to do with the egg?
F: Fry it on my forehead.
P: Let me get you a spatula.
F: Thanks buddy.
P: You’re going to have to stop strutting now.
WHARVED 