A Bit of a Challenge


We all needn’t shatter our mouths on such unworkable jawbreakers, there’s no cause for that activity. I’m afraid of losing my teeth, so what we shall do is clear. We’ll scrap all that candy and get some beef jerky, as we still want a bit of a challenge.

The Previous Tenant


The previous tenant didn’t paint the walls before leaving. You can see the outlines of picture frames, hung before the paint had a chance to dry properly. This person is always hurrying here and there, and can presently be found lunging at trees in the park, playing a game of chicken they can never win.