Scatter I

Grand lutefisk vigils parade through the square at midnight, brandishing turnips and other root vegetables in the place of torches (or even candles) and they wonder why they keep bumping into walls.

Mad Old, Yo

Scenario: An alien lands on the surface of the planet, trying to investigate the nature of Human behavior for a book he’s writing. This is a book meant for scientific endeavor, and he also hopes it reaches the point where his fellow beings appreciate his efforts enough to award him with some sort of accolade. Continue reading Mad Old, Yo