G: But I don’t want to express myself! Don’t you see what’s at stake if I do?! I’ll have my information exposed to anyone and everyone, and I’d prefer not to be out in the public eye in order to make a living. B: You’re a television news anchor in Los Angeles. G: What’s your … Continue reading Television News Anchor
Grand lutefisk vigils parade through the square at midnight, brandishing turnips and other root vegetables in the place of torches (or even candles) and they wonder why they keep bumping into walls.
Scenario: An alien lands on the surface of the planet, trying to investigate the nature of Human behavior for a book he’s writing. This is a book meant for scientific endeavor, and he also hopes it reaches the point where his fellow beings appreciate his efforts enough to award him with some sort of accolade. … Continue reading Mad Old, Yo
Invidrion: Where did our chili go? I thought I put it in the hamper. Celeste: You did put it in the hamper. That’s hardly the place to put chili. Invidrion: Well I thought I was gonna come back for it, but then I forgot. Celeste: And I was the lucky one who found it when? … Continue reading That’s Hardly the Place to Put Chili
Bleak entertainers’ glee leaks all over the stage as the freaks peak in their social development and the geeks tweak while the Greeks seek. You robber baron bandits have nothing on our scheme! You lack significance in a most crucial way and you make up for it by burying that invisible hatchet you claimed was … Continue reading People] Can’t Tell Me