Hi all, I’ve turned a new leaf in life that will undoubtedly contribute to my happiness and productivity. Creative writing is certainly my calling, but it’s been a long time since I’ve derived pleasure from my passion. After struggling with the idea that I don’t have to be miserable all the time, I’ve decided to … Continue reading Wharved’s Constant Influence
Tender mother sleep lulls us speechless– childhood mirrors bathe us for hours in tangerine shadows, whisked by fragrance and pebbled with gray area. We trip through a hole in the floor nary an inch wide, but big enough to engulf us once and forever in haze and old-timey rhetoric. Argyle suits beckon us further, to … Continue reading Tender Mother Sleep
It’s not right to have a sack of potatoes for a leg. Pick another vegetable, something less starchy with more fiber and vitamin C. Our audience will identify with a bundle of curly kale or a jicama pile, preferably one on top of the other on top of the other.
If you’re ever gonna tell me that taking risks is wrong, then tell me before I jump from this plane. I’m fairly certain that the chance of my life ending is higher at this moment than it’s ever been, and you’re just standing there with a camera and grinning like a moron. Why did you … Continue reading Fan with Two Feet
How far have I come in my life? Is that a question to be regarded with a forlorn countenance in the bathroom mirror after a fortieth birthday party, or am I going to reverse the incurable ill that sent me flying past a hospital’s third story window the minute before I was to be born … Continue reading Bathroom Mirror