Crayon-licking pumpernickel stereotypes divulge their wildest imaginations to the assemblage of unintimidated pastry thieves as the whole truck (and everybody aboard) skids to a gravelly halt.

The Passage

The kettle would prefer to boil over, but nobody’s filled it for six years at this point. You wouldn’t think that kettles have very good methods for recognizing the passage of time, but you’d be mistaken.