Sir Yes Sir

My name is Slapdash Claptrap Dingalingdong. S. C. Dingalingdong, to you. I was born with this name. My parents had no part in it. I’ve had a combative personality for most of my life. I joined the military, wasted some enemies in combat. Now I’m Colonel S. C. Dingalingdong. Just call me Sir Yes Sir.


R: This tiramisu is stale. Any chance you have something fresher lying around? J: This tiramisu is only two hours old, sir. We make ours fresh every day. R: Two hours, huh? I guess my palate is sensitive to restaurant bullshit. J: Excuse me, sir? R: You made it two hours ago and threw it Continue reading Prick