@: Do you want a carrot?
∂: I thought you’d never ask.
Wow, these are fresh.
Where’d you get ’em?
@: If I tell you that, it won’t be a secret anymore!
∂: Isn’t that why I asked?
@: Oh you.
∂: Now I really want to know.
@: What’s to know? It’s just a bag of carrots.
∂: The freshest carrots I’ve ever laid eyes on.
@: You’re not getting that information from me without a fight.
∂: Fisticuffs? I’ll throw down.
@: No, I meant trivia.
∂: How can we play trivia without an impartial judge?
•: Dudes, I’m right here!
@: SHIT, Darwin. You scared the bejesus outta me.
∂: God dammit, me too.
•: I brought my trivial pursuit this time.
∂: Good, ’cause if you didn’t…
@: Ease up on him, he’s just a kid.
•: I sleep the best at naptime. Is it naptime yet?